10) 50 years of Lucy reruns with a Cuban as the straight man, has convinced people that Americans really are the buffoons.

9) After 9/11, cellphones were modified to selectively destroy American brain cells, while leaving intact all foreign memories.

8) The inventor of microwave ovens soon realized that it could be used to melt spines as well as chocolate, allowing Hershey to charge more while reducing the size, and moving factories to Mexico without anyone complaining.

7) Mexican food has reanimated latent DNA in brain cells from the cradle of civilization that Europeans had repressed as racists. (aka chicano pride)

6) Rumors circulating that media companies plan on increasing cable rates every 6 months, if they aren't allowed to pick our candidates for us. Wait, they already do that now.

5) Rumors circulating that Mexican flags cost half as much as American flags.

4) Too difficult to remember Pledge of Allegiance in English, easier to fake the words in Spanish.

3) A white Santa Claus implies expensive gifts for kids, George Lopez as Santa Claus implies pet rocks.

2) Business owners enjoy the free custom paint jobs on the side of their buildings.

1) Turns out Mayan sacrifices really do work!

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1. Colin Powell, a staunch republican with conservative values supports him for President. This proves that African Americans are voting for him on the basis of color of skin, not issues. This is true racism. These same people are refusing to vote for McCain because of his age, which is age discrimination, and they are totally ignoring the fact that not only did he put his life on the line for this country, he endured years of torture and refused an opportunity to go home before fellow prisoners. He also has decades of experience in the Senate, and the same Reagan attitude "peace through strength." Would Nobama even serve his country in the military, much less endure more torture than he had to? If you heard anything his preacher said, not a chance in hell!!!

2. He will unconditionally withdraw from Iraq, and negotiate with Iran from a position of weakness. The only time you should negotiate with terrorists who threaten nuclear annihilation of another nation is from a position of strength. Predators and terrorists only respect strength. They prey on defenseless women and weak countries. Does Jimmy Carter and the Iranian hostage crisis ring an alarm bell?

3. He supports gay marriage, in direct conflict with the wishes of 80% of America.

4. He supports abortion in direct conflict with his supposed Christian principles. No true Christian could support gay marriage and abortion. Therefore, he is only pretending to be a Christian for political gain. If you vote for a pro abortion candidate, you are just as guilty as the Dr. who performs them.

5. He supports illegal immigration in direct conflict with the wishes of 80% of America.

6. He supports multilingualism and requiring our citizens to learn a foreign language in order to get a job in our own country. This is reverse discrimination for all legal, English speaking American citizens.

7. He supports any legislation that would silence conservative America under the guise of hate speech legislation. This is in direct defiance of the 1st amendment.

8. He supported the ban on handguns in Washington D.C., and only recently changed his mind for political gain. Most Americans realize that half a million soldiers have died for this country so that you can maintain your God given right to defend yourself, your family, and your property. Not Obama.

9. He said that Americans cling to their guns and religion during tough times, when in fact, guns and religion built this country.

10. He will let the Bush tax cuts expire, and no matter what he says about tax breaks for the middle class, he can't deny that once the tax cuts expire, your taxes will increase.

11. He lied about cancelling NAFTA which is part of the reason for his rise in popularity. Behind closed doors his people were secretly meeting with Canadian officials telling them not to worry.

12. If he is elected and somehow wins reelection, we will have 8 more years of not enforcing our immigration laws. This means that it will be almost impossible to ever stop illegal immigration, and this will effectively hand over political control to Latin America in the future.

13. Energy independence is the key to our long term prosperity. There is no possible way for us to ever become energy independent unless we begin right now to reduce our population growth. He absolutely refuses to enforce our immigration laws. He will destroy our long term ability to remain a superpower and maintain our status as the world's policeman. Who will fill that role... China, Russia, the Middle East? Fat chance.

14. NObama supports the idea of a U.N. tax which would essentially require every country in the world to pay a tax so that 3rd world countries can be given welfare checks.

15. Until he lied about NAFTA and Oprah endorsed him, he was essentially a passing fad. If you wouldn't vote for Oprah, then why would you vote for NObama? She endorsed him because they share the same ideas. Let me remind you that in general, only liberals who sit at home collecting welfare checks and wealthy people who don't work watch Oprah.

"We've been stuck on stupid for so long, it's become the norm rather than the exception." (unknown African American on the news)

Now, do you want to have some fun? You know these people who think they have to put up political signs in their yard, because they think you aren't smart enough to figure out who to vote for? Well now's your chance to get even, and let them know you are smarter than they are. When you see someone in your neighborhood with Obama signs in their yard, write down their address, copy and paste these 15 reasons and the quote into wordpad, highlight text, click the align left icon, and print it out and mail it to them. Just put resident in place of the name. In the cities, the zipcode sometimes changes even if it's on the same street so use mapquest to confirm the zipcode. It won't change their mind, but it sure will feel good to send them something that isn't politically correct. There is nothing illegal about mailing information to a neighbor, but you can bet the liberals will be crying about it on the news:)

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Not long ago I read a joke ... It said all the politicians running for president are promising change to the American people. We send them billions and billions of tax dollars and they send us the change.

Funny?

Not really; there is too much truth in it to be funny.

That got me to thinking .... They all promise change. How about if they run on a promise of restoration rather than change. A restoration that would take us back in time to a place where things ran better, smoother and life was more enjoyable. Change? That, in truth, is what they have been giving us all along.

We used to have a strong dollar ... Politicians changed that.

Life used to be sacred ... Politicians changed that.

Marriage used to be sacred ... Politicians are changing that.

We used to be respected around the world ... Politicians changed that.

We used to have lower tax structures .... Politicians changed that.

We used to enjoy more freedoms ... Politicians changed that.

We used to be an openly Christian nation ... Politicians changed that.

We used to teach patriotism in schools .... Politicians changed that.

We used to educate children in schools ... Politicians changed that.

We used to enjoy freedom of speech .. Politicians changed that.

We used to enforce LEGAL citizenship ... Politicians changed that.

We used to have affordable food & gas prices ... Politicians changed that, too. .. and one could go on and on with this list.

What hasn't been changed, politicians are promising to change that as well if you will elect them.

When, oh when, is America going to sit back with open eyes and look at what we once were and where we have come and say, enough is enough?

The trouble is, America's youthful voters today don't know of the great America that existed forty and fifty years ago. They see the world as if it has always existed, as it is now.

When will we wake up? Tomorrow may be too late. When will America realize ...Politicians are what is wrong with America

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My Fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me. "Just Do It."

Thank You.

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

This commercial has Obama at a high school student council meeting, and he's hollering trying to get Biden and the other members to pay attention to him. Finally, he gets fed up and goes down to the principals office bawling. A Ted Kennedy lookalike tells him "You're not even in the senior class, we just ran you to seal up the African American vote. Now shut up, and let me get back to running this school."

This one shows Neville Chamberlain smiling and waving the famous "peace in our time treaty," then shows the blitzkrieg into Poland. Next, it shows Jimmy Carter smiling and waving, then shows the hostages blindfolded in the Iranian embassy. After that, it shows Clinton smiling and waving, then withdrawing from Somalia, then the planes going into the towers on 9/11. Finally, it shows Obama smiling and waving, with a big "What's Next??" as the last image.

This commercial is called the "grandpa commercial."

We have an Obama lookalike dress up as an old man with gray hair. He picks up the grandkid and takes him to the park. As they are walking to the park, he's smiling and greeting everyone. The little kid ask him why everyone in the neighborhood likes him, and he says "because I never complain, and never call the cops when I see illegal activities. I just let everyone do whatever they want."

When they get to the park, his grandkid begins to play with a few illegal alien kids that don't speak English. His grandkid ask him "why don't they speak English Grandpa?" Obama says, "because the democrats would have lost votes if we expected them to speak our language. The only way to defeat the republicans is to give everyone want they want. If we say no to any one group, we can't win."

His grandkid ask him, "well why is it so important to defeat the republicans Grandpa?" Obama says "because the democrats will let you do whatever you want with no moral or religious guidelines. They also hand out free money to people with no expectations of self initiative and no questions asked. Democrats are just nice people. Now quit asking me so many childish questions."

As they are heading home, they stop at the bicycle shop to purchase a bike, walmart to pick up a boombox, and a shoe store to purchase some $500 tennis shoes, and put it all on his credit card. The grandkid ask him how he can afford all of this, and he says "I can't, but I'm not going to be around long enough to pay for it anyway, all I have to do is make the monthly payments.

Someone else will have to pay for it, not me. Isn't this a great country?"

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10) He has the charisma of a bullfrog, and the cheeks to match. Don't think we didn't notice the irony of bull in front of frog either:)

9) Everytime he laughs he looks like a pompous ass who just won 10 million dollars in the lottery, while everyone else anticipates Walmart's "good as new" thrift stores.

8) He follows Bush on foreign policy issues, and the democrats on domestic policy issues. Helloooo, they already had a democratic candidate, and he wasn't picking cotton for your George Bush boxer shorts either.

7) He catered to Illegal alien supporters by promoting amnesty, while simultaneously promising to build a fence. Basically he said that if you can climb a fence, welcome to America. By the way, if fences don't work, then let's take down the fence around the Whitehouse, and every backyard in America.

6) He told people in Michigan that their good paying manufacturing jobs are gone forever, get use to it. Michigan said, time for you to retire in Mexico, get use to it.

5) He told people we only have two choices in Iraq, stay the course or surrender. Hmmm... seems we were only given those same options in Vietnam, we tried both, neither one worked out too well. Apparently, those drugs at Woodstock did not do any permanent damage.

4) Young people may not have much common sense, but they were smart enough not to get in the car with an old man who's driving the wrong way on a one way street.

3) The economy tanked due to illegal immigration, and free trade. Coincidentally, McCain supports both and he was unable to expose the true, underlying causes or he would have looked even worse.

2) Oprah, and the media promoted Obama as the Messiah based on his holier than thou speeches about change and hope. Just look at the audience when he is giving a speech, and you will see people who think God himself has descended from the heavens to save us all from ourselves. Now, they are even promoting him as the saviour of the world by calling him the first globally approved President.

1) People were calling him Juan McAmnesty, need we say more?

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We should have known something was funny when Obama kept telling people he would either cancel nafta or renegotiate nafta to win more support, then we find out his people are secretly meeting with Canadian officials and telling them they have nothing to be concerned about. This proves it.

To be fair though, let's preface this with what Juan McAmnesty (aka John McCain) does. Juan doesn't lie, but he won't tell you the whole truth either. For example, He told the people in Michigan, that those jobs aren't coming back, and they might as well accept it. When the truth is those jobs will come back, if we decide they will. He also tells people that its not practical to round up 15 million illegals, when in fact, we aren't expecting them to round them all up and deport them over night. What we expect is to start enforcing the law and deporting them as we catch up to them, and in 20 years this problem will be solved. He also doesn't mention that we already have a temporary worker program, but it requires them to go home when done.

What we have to constantly remind everybody of is that each of these outlaw growers at any time can come clean, go straight and become a legal, patriotic member of the business community by importing any needed foreign ag workers through the H-2A temporary worker program. There is no limit on how many they can import as long as they pay them decently and ensure that they go home.

The North Carolina Growers Association has used the H-2A visa program for years and opposes all efforts at amnesty for illegal alien ag workers. If the program works fine for North Carolina farmers, why do farmers in other part of the country insist that only illegal aliens will fit the bill?

Another example of Juan withholding the whole truth is that he wants you to think that we only have two options in Iraq, stay the course or abandon them completely. Wrong, there is a third option which would mean withdrawing to the borders, and building permanent bases along the Kuwaiti border. This will essentially end their occupation, but still provide us a foothold in case things go in the wrong direction. This is similar to what Senator Biden has suggested.

Here are just some of the lies that Obama has been telling people. He's probably choking from laughing so hard thinking about how gullible the American people are.

1) Selma Got Me Born - LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Civil Rights movement centered in Alabama)

2) Father Was A Goat Herder - LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - LIAR, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

4) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - LIAR, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades.

Diplomatic mission to Kenya called off amid violence on streets - Times Online 01/03/08 http://nigeriantimes.blogspot.com/2008/01/barack-obama-and-raila-odinga-and-post.html

5) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - LIAR, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5 am according to her own interviews. According to the New York Times: I am a strong believer of the Islamic faith, Ms Obama, 85, said in a recent interview in Kenya. Not to mention, Christianity would not allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6) My Name is African Swahili - LIAR, your name is Arabic and Baraka (from which Barack came) means blessed in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.

7) I Never Practiced Islam - LIAR, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change so you could run for office.

8) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).

9) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - LIAR, not one teacher says you could speak the language.

10) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - LIAR, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

11) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - LIAR, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies. You seek to disarm America while our avowed enemy, Iran, will not subject itself to a nuclear ban. Top Hamas political adviser Ahmed Yousef said the Hamas terrorist group supports Obamas foreign policy vision.
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=dl32Y7wDVDs&feature=related
A Hamas problem for Obama?

12) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - LIAR, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

13) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - LIAR, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

14) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - LIAR, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

15) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In ~08 - LIAR, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

16) Present Votes Are Common In Illinois - LIAR, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

17) Oops, I Misvoted - LIAR, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

18) I Was A Professor Of Law - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

19) I W as A Constitutional Lawyer - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

20) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - LIAR, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.

21) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - LIAR, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

22) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - LIAR, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

23) I Have Released My State Records - LIAR, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.

24) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - LIAR, you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens . You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

25) My Economics Bill Will Help America - LIAR, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.

26) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - LIAR, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

27) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - LIAR, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

28) No One Contacted Canada About NAFTA - LIAR, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

29) I Am Tough On Terrorism - LIAR, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of Israel . You state you will open friendly communication with the Leader of Iran who is attempting to develop nuclear weapons to destroy us, but refuse to speak to FOX news. You are against provisions of the Patriot act which would allow wiretapping of the phones of suspected terrorists in the USA .

30) I Am Not Acting As President Yet - LIAR, after the NAFTA Memo, a dead terrorist in the FARC, in Colombia, was found with a letter stating how you and he were working together on getting FARC recognized officially.

31) I Didn't Run Ads In Florida - LIAR, you allowed national ads to run 8-12 times per day for two weeks - and you still lost.

32) I Won Michigan - LIAR, no you didn't. A FACT

33) I won Nevada - LIAR, no you did not. ANOTHER FACT

34) I Want All Votes To Count - LIAR, you said let the delegates decide. ANOTHER FACT

35) I Want Americans To Decide - LIAR, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

36) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - LIAR, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.

37) My Campaign Was Extorted By A Friend - LIAR, that friend is threatening to sue if you do not stop saying this. Obama has stopped saying this. A FACT Gas and Integrity Fuel Clinton-Obama Duel - US News and World Report

38) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - LIAR, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you. Click here: Obama knows his way around a ballot -- -- chicagotribune.com ANOTHER FACT

39) I Don't Take PAC Money - LIAR, you take loads of it. ANOTHER FACT

40) I don't Have Lobbyists - LIAR, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting. A FACT

41) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - LIAR, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon. ANOTHER FACT

42) My Campaign Never Took Over MySpace - LIAR, Tom, who started MySpace issued a warning about this advertising to MySpace clients. ANOTHER FACT

43) I Inspire People With My Words - LIAR, you inspire people with other people's words.

44) I Have Passed Bills In The U.S. Senate - LIAR, you have passed A BILL in the U.S. Senate - for Africa , which shows YOUR priorities. One Bill - A FACT

45) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - LIAR, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time, unlike Kucinich, who seems to be out gutting you Obama. You also seem to be stepping back from your departure date - AGAIN.

46) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - LIAR, your plan leaves us all to pay the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.

47) I Only Found Out About My Investment Conflicts Via Mail - LIAR, both companies you site as having sent you letters about this conflict have no record of any such letter ever being created or sent. A FACT

48) I Am As Patriotic As Anyone - LIAR, you wont wear a flag pin and you don't put your hand over your heart during the Anthem. There is a Cuban Flag with Che Guevara Displayed at Barack Obama Campaign Office which you allow to be displayed. You voted against making english the official language of the United States . You voted to give illegal aliens social security benefits, which would bankrupt the social security system for Americans legally paying into it.

49) My Wife Didn't Mean What She Said About Pride In Country - LIAR, your wife's words follow lock-step in the vein of Rev. Wright and Louis Farrahkan, in relation to their contempt and hatred of America . (look up what she said in college, before college and before you decided to run for office.)

50) Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn't Support - LIAR, your wife has received nearly a quarter of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart.

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What tipped you off or should have tipped you off that The
Matrix has malfunctioned and is no longer believeable?

That something like the universe can appear out of nothing.

That simple chemical elements can combine and evolve into intelligent beings.

When primitive man should have been able to look at the moon and determine that the earth was round just by holding up a round stone.

When primitive man lived in cold climates, and they didn't have to.

When Roman emperors thought they needed more land, and they only had a few hundred thousand people living in the whole country anyway.

When the Titanic knew they were in icy waters, and sailed full steam ahead not even the least bit worried about a big dent on a brand new ship.

When the Japanese didn't go ahead and invade Hawaii after the surprise attack.

When Hitler thought his tiny little country could fight a two front war and he didn't think anyone would object when it was obvious he planned on taking over the world.

When the U.N. for some strange reason thought they needed to divide up Korea, and Vietnam.

When the oil embargo of the 70's failed to convince Congress to prohibit large SUVs and mandate smaller and significantly more fuel efficient vehicles.

When CBS news interviewed someone who suggested that non citizens should have the right to vote, and they actually aired it.

When my ATM machine asked me if I wanted this in English or Spanish. Duh... what do you think?

When they started putting Spanish commercials on English speaking stations, like someone who doesn't speak English is actually going to be waiting 15 minutes at a time for a Spanish commercial to come on???

When Iowa voters finally had an opportunity to vote for a president who would actually enforce our immigration laws, and most of them didn't.

When the democrats and the media exposed the republican plan to privatize social security as an attempt to create more republicans, but the republicans and the media refuse to expose the democrats plan as an attempt to legalize another 50 million democratic voters through amnesty, and chain migration.

When I realized that google earth can show me a picture of my shed in the backyard from outer space, and Hubbell can look all the way to the center of the universe, yet not take a picture of our equipment left behind on the moon.

When Barbara Walters claimed she had an affair with a black man. Come on. It's hard to even picture her doing it with a white man. I wouldn't believe this one even if they had video tape.

When they started paying football coaches millions of dollars to do the same thing that high school coaches do. High school coaches even teach classes for half a day. My grandma could sit on the sidelines and decide when to kick a fieldgoal, punt it, or go for two points.

When Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson. This one needs no explanation.

When Snoop Dog became a big star. Give me a break. We all know that in real life he would be selling drugs on the street corner or washing dishes at Denny's.

When Oklahoma decided they could charge you with child neglect if you accidentally fall asleep and your preschooler turns out to be smarter than the dog, and gets out and wanders down the street. It doesn't matter whether you're a grandparent or someone who works two jobs to support your family either.

Ok, this guy was stealing copper from an abandoned apartment complex and was electrocuted to death. Now the District Attorney's office is considering filing negligent homocide charges on the owner. Is it possible that he had the electricity on so he could do repairs and keep the pipes from freezing up in the winter? Is this bizzarro world or what?

Stallone owns a $500,000 Ferrari. Give me a break, it's just a freakin car with 4 wheels, it doesn't fly!! It may have a 12 cylinder engine, but is it really worth $450,000 more than an average car?

Negotiating prices at car dealers. Last time I checked it was discrimination if you sold the exact same car for a cheaper price than you did to someone else. I can't believe women's groups and minorities haven't filed lawsuit after lawsuit on this. Saturn and Carmax are the only ones who have this figured out.

When your company that you built goes public, and someone else can take over your company in a hostile takeover. Not only that, your stockholders can actually sue your company for not accepting a reasonable takeover bid that would benefit them. This is beyond belief.

You go down to your local bank and get a loan to buy a house. A year or two later, they are allowed to sell your loan to some foreign bank so they could make some short term profit.

The highway you drive on is on American soil, and was built by and operated by Americans. Then all of a sudden out of the blue you're paying tolls to some foreign company who has leased it. If they can make a profit at it, then why can't we?

When the art appraiser tells you a painting is worth $10 million, and it looks like a monkey fingerpainted it.

When New York City couldn't find a place to dump their garbage 20 years ago, but don't seem to have a problem anymore. Local landfills never seem to fill up either.

Our bodies must have sodium to function, but if you drink sea water the salt will kill you.

How about when they run the one commercial you hate the most on multiple channels at the same time. One time I even turned the channel twice, and it was running simultaneously.

Sand into glass. The idea that a solid substance can be melted down, and then suddenly it is transparent is ridiculous.

When Mayor Nagin was somehow able to place all the blame from Hurricane Katrina on the federal government. He didn't even have a warehouse full of flatboats ready for rescue, no backup electricity at the superdome, and all the school buses were underwater instead of being used for evacuation prior to the storm. Then he gets reelected even after using racist rhetoric claiming New Orleans will once again be a chocolate city, totally unbelieveable.

Deja Vu. This is one that no one has been satisfactorily able to explain until now. It's obvious isn't it? It's a glitch or power loss in your personal matrix. If they restarted it where it left off, you might notice a jump into the future without smooth transition. You can't restart a program right where you left off. Computer programs have to be restarted at the beginning of an instruction, not in the middle of it.

When you buy a few acres of land, find gold on it, and then discover you don't own the mineral rights. What moron came up with this idea to divide up surface rights and mineral rights? Now we even have people buying up water rights. Next they will be charging us for the air we breathe.

What about when the dog doesn't start shedding until July, and is still shedding in September?

Games shows use to have a grand prize of $10k, then after several decades they doubled it to $20k. Now all of a sudden, every grand prize is $1 million. No one even watches game shows after the first season after the novelty wears off.

When Richard Hatch was the only gay guy on Survivor, and he had the audacity to make everyone watch him walk around naked, and he still won.

$5 Flea collars use to work for the whole summer, but now the only thing that works cost $40 each month all summer long.

A 4.0 GPA use to be the highest you could get since that was all straight "A's," but mysteriously now they go even higher than that. Don't tell me they give extra points now for not getting pregnant in high school.

There are two kinds of water, freshwater and seawater, how did all the salt end up in the oceans? If it eroded off the land into the sea, then why didn't it erode off the land into the lakes as well?

A fly will buzz you for 15 minutes, but the second you get up to go get the flyswatter and return, he's gone.

Bridges supported by bedrock. Hmmm.... we have bedrock under a river that has been saturated with water for millions of years, and somehow the bridge is supported by just a few feet of bedrock.

How about Bananas. They come from halfway around the planet, someone is paid to pick them. Someone is paid to transport them to the warehouse, someone is paid to load them onto a $500 million dollar ship that will be a rust bucket by the time it's paid for and it gets .01 mpg, someone is paid to unload it, someone is paid to transport it to a warehouse, someone is paid to transport it to the grocery store, and it cost you $2 or $3 for one bunch.

One season they are talking about how baseball is a dying sport because it's just too boring for most people to watch, the next season Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa both break the homerun record. Obvious huh?

Removing caffeine from coffee. Sure we can tell theres no caffeine in it, but it should be impossible to remove it. What are you going to do, pound the coffee beans, soak it in water or put it in a centrifuge and miraculously the caffeine removes itself?

When you have trouble starting a fire in the fireplace, but an entire house will burn down in 30 minutes from a mouse chewing on wire.

You dig for worms and can't find any, yet the birds pick them out of the ground like there's a million of them.

Fruit continues to ripen for a week after you pluck it off the tree, but every other living plant starts to die immediately after it's cut off.

As far as I know, humans are the only species on earth who suffer from sexually transmitted diseases.

The military can make meals ready to eat in plastic pouches that are still good 10 years later, but roundup weed killer which is made to kill everything won't even kill a weed one year later.

When I realized that it only cost the federal reserve cents on the dollar to print up money, yet when they loan it to our banks, we have to pay back full face value plus interest.

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One last thing, there is no possible way we can become energy independent without first eliminating illegal immigration, and secondly reducing legal immigration back down to pre 1965 Immigration Act levels. Energy independence is the key to our long term prosperity. Encouraging people to reduce our population growth will be difficult enough, without immigration pushing us over the edge.

These pictures were taken in London England, and the Muslims have openly stated that England will be the first European Nation they take over. They have also suggested that English common law should not apply to them, and their people should only abide by Sharia law. If this isn't a good argument for nullifying the 1965 Immigration and Naturalization Act here in the U.S., then you just aren't living in reality.

Although surrender in Iraq is not an option, there are better solutions than what this administration is offering you. Occupying a nation only creates more resentment in the long run, and provides the insurgents the justification that they need for support. It also turns their people against their government when they are perceived to be lapdogs of the Americans. Remember, conflicts generally start and end in 3 stages.

1) Diplomacy.

2) When diplomacy fails, military action.

3) When military action fails on both sides, then political compromise.

It is almost impossible to win a limited war with military action unless you have the overwhelming support of their people. We won World War II because it was unlimited warfare, and they realized that their populations, and their cities would continue to be annihilated until they unconditionally surrendered. Even General Petraeus admitted that there is no military solution to this war. The best we can do is to use the military to buy us time for a political solution. That being said, the best solution is for us to withdraw to the borders, build permanent bases along the Kuwaiti border, and stand by if needed. A complete withdrawal would only allow Iran to fill the vacuum and create a muslim superpower. Surrender is not an option, but political solutions are!!

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