10) 50 years of Lucy reruns with a Cuban as the straight man, has convinced people that Americans really are the buffoons.

9) After 9/11, cellphones were modified to selectively destroy American brain cells, while leaving intact all foreign memories.

8) The inventor of microwave ovens soon realized that it could be used to melt spines as well as chocolate, allowing Hershey to charge more while reducing the size, and moving factories to Mexico without anyone complaining.

7) Mexican food has reanimated latent DNA in brain cells from the cradle of civilization that Europeans had repressed as racists. (aka chicano pride)

6) Rumors circulating that media companies plan on increasing cable rates every 6 months, if they aren't allowed to pick our candidates for us. Wait, they already do that now.

5) Rumors circulating that Mexican flags cost half as much as American flags.

4) Too difficult to remember Pledge of Allegiance in English, easier to fake the words in Spanish.

3) A white Santa Claus implies expensive gifts for kids, George Lopez as Santa Claus implies pet rocks.

2) Business owners enjoy the free custom paint jobs on the side of their buildings.

1) Turns out Mayan sacrifices really do work!

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My Fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me. "Just Do It."

Thank You.

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

The purpose of this is meant to send a message to Juan McAmnesty. What we would like for people to do is to copy this and visit McCain's website http://www.johnmccain.com/Contact/ and send it to them. Then forward it to your contacts as well. Just say Top 10 in the subject line, and they won't even have to read it. Eventually if they get enough of them, they may realize that they need to represent us on all the issues, including free trade, and illegal immigration. Obama has much more charisma, and it certainly is not a sure thing that McCain will win otherwise.

10) He has the charisma of a bullfrog, and the cheeks to match. Don't think we didn't notice the irony of bull in front of frog either:)

9) Everytime he laughs he looks like a pompous ass who just won 10 million dollars in the lottery, while everyone else anticipates Walmart's "good as new" thrift stores.

8) He follows Bush on foreign policy issues, and the democrats on domestic policy issues. Helloooo, they already have a democratic candidate, and he's not picking cotton for your George Bush boxer shorts either.

7) He caters to Illegal alien supporters by promoting amnesty, while simultaneously promises to build a fence. Basically he's saying that if you can climb a fence, you are qualified to be an American. By the way, if fences don't work, then let's take down the fence around the Whitehouse, and every backyard in America.

6) He tells people in Michigan that their good paying manufacturing jobs are gone forever, get use to it. Michigan says you will be the first rich, white man to lose to Jimmy Carter's half black, inexperienced, previous crack head love child, get use to it.

5) He tells people we only have two choices in Iraq, stay the course or surrender. Hmmm... seems we were only given those same options in Vietnam, we tried both, neither one worked out too well. You better hope those drugs at Woodstock did some permanent damage.

4) Young people may not have much common sense, but they are smart enough not to get in the car with an old man who's driving the wrong way on a one way street.

3) Eventually he will make the mistake of doing a live broadcast, and the nursing home people will be able to catch up to him.

2) Vietnam returned him for a reason. Do you really think Vietnam would have done us any favors back then?

1) People are already calling him Juan McAmnesty, need we say more?

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We should have known something was funny when Obama kept telling people he would either cancel nafta or renegotiate nafta to win more support, then we find out his people are secretly meeting with Canadian officials and telling them they have nothing to be concerned about. This proves it.

To be fair though, let's preface this with what Juan McAmnesty (aka John McCain) does. Juan doesn't lie, but he won't tell you the whole truth either. For example, He told the people in Michigan, that those jobs aren't coming back, and they might as well accept it. When the truth is those jobs will come back, if we decide they will. He also tells people that its not practical to round up 15 million illegals, when in fact, we aren't expecting them to round them all up and deport them over night. What we expect is to start enforcing the law and deporting them as we catch up to them, and in 20 years this problem will be solved. He also doesn't mention that we already have a temporary worker program, but it requires them to go home when done.

What we have to constantly remind everybody of is that each of these outlaw growers at any time can come clean, go straight and become a legal, patriotic member of the business community by importing any needed foreign ag workers through the H-2A temporary worker program. There is no limit on how many they can import as long as they pay them decently and ensure that they go home.

The North Carolina Growers Association has used the H-2A visa program for years and opposes all efforts at amnesty for illegal alien ag workers. If the program works fine for North Carolina farmers, why do farmers in other part of the country insist that only illegal aliens will fit the bill?

Another example of Juan withholding the whole truth is that he wants you to think that we only have two options in Iraq, stay the course or abandon them completely. Wrong, there is a third option which would mean withdrawing to the borders, and building permanent bases along the Kuwaiti border. This will essentially end their occupation, but still provide us a foothold in case things go in the wrong direction. This is similar to what Senator Biden has suggested.

Here are just some of the lies that Obama has been telling people. He's probably choking from laughing so hard thinking about how gullible the American people are.

1) Selma Got Me Born - LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Civil Rights movement centered in Alabama)

2) Father Was A Goat Herder - LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter - LIAR, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had.

4) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom - LIAR, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades.

Diplomatic mission to Kenya called off amid violence on streets - Times Online 01/03/08 http://nigeriantimes.blogspot.com/2008/01/barack-obama-and-raila-odinga-and-post.html

5) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian - LIAR, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5 am according to her own interviews. According to the New York Times: I am a strong believer of the Islamic faith, Ms Obama, 85, said in a recent interview in Kenya. Not to mention, Christianity would not allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6) My Name is African Swahili - LIAR, your name is Arabic and Baraka (from which Barack came) means blessed in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.

7) I Never Practiced Islam - LIAR, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change so you could run for office.

8) My School In Indonesia Was Christian - LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).

9) I Was Fluent In Indonesian - LIAR, not one teacher says you could speak the language.

10) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience - LIAR, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

11) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs - LIAR, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies. You seek to disarm America while our avowed enemy, Iran, will not subject itself to a nuclear ban. Top Hamas political adviser Ahmed Yousef said the Hamas terrorist group supports Obamas foreign policy vision.
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=dl32Y7wDVDs&feature=related
A Hamas problem for Obama?

12) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion - LIAR, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

13) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office - LIAR, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

14) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life - LIAR, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

15) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In ~08 - LIAR, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

16) Present Votes Are Common In Illinois - LIAR, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

17) Oops, I Misvoted - LIAR, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

18) I Was A Professor Of Law - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

19) I W as A Constitutional Lawyer - LIAR, you were a senior lecturer ON LEAVE.

20) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill - LIAR, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.

21) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass - LIAR, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

22) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill - LIAR, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear Donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

23) I Have Released My State Records - LIAR, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.

24) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess - LIAR, you were part of a large group of people who remedied Altgeld Gardens . You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

25) My Economics Bill Will Help America - LIAR, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.

26) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois - LIAR, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

27) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year - LIAR, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

28) No One Contacted Canada About NAFTA - LIAR, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

29) I Am Tough On Terrorism - LIAR, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction of Israel . You state you will open friendly communication with the Leader of Iran who is attempting to develop nuclear weapons to destroy us, but refuse to speak to FOX news. You are against provisions of the Patriot act which would allow wiretapping of the phones of suspected terrorists in the USA .

30) I Am Not Acting As President Yet - LIAR, after the NAFTA Memo, a dead terrorist in the FARC, in Colombia, was found with a letter stating how you and he were working together on getting FARC recognized officially.

31) I Didn't Run Ads In Florida - LIAR, you allowed national ads to run 8-12 times per day for two weeks - and you still lost.

32) I Won Michigan - LIAR, no you didn't. A FACT

33) I won Nevada - LIAR, no you did not. ANOTHER FACT

34) I Want All Votes To Count - LIAR, you said let the delegates decide. ANOTHER FACT

35) I Want Americans To Decide - LIAR, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

36) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate - LIAR, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.

37) My Campaign Was Extorted By A Friend - LIAR, that friend is threatening to sue if you do not stop saying this. Obama has stopped saying this. A FACT Gas and Integrity Fuel Clinton-Obama Duel - US News and World Report

38) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics - LIAR, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you. Click here: Obama knows his way around a ballot -- -- chicagotribune.com ANOTHER FACT

39) I Don't Take PAC Money - LIAR, you take loads of it. ANOTHER FACT

40) I don't Have Lobbyists - LIAR, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting. A FACT

41) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad - LIAR, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon. ANOTHER FACT

42) My Campaign Never Took Over MySpace - LIAR, Tom, who started MySpace issued a warning about this advertising to MySpace clients. ANOTHER FACT

43) I Inspire People With My Words - LIAR, you inspire people with other people's words.

44) I Have Passed Bills In The U.S. Senate - LIAR, you have passed A BILL in the U.S. Senate - for Africa , which shows YOUR priorities. One Bill - A FACT

45) I Have Always Been Against Iraq - LIAR, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time, unlike Kucinich, who seems to be out gutting you Obama. You also seem to be stepping back from your departure date - AGAIN.

46) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care - LIAR, your plan leaves us all to pay the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.

47) I Only Found Out About My Investment Conflicts Via Mail - LIAR, both companies you site as having sent you letters about this conflict have no record of any such letter ever being created or sent. A FACT

48) I Am As Patriotic As Anyone - LIAR, you wont wear a flag pin and you don't put your hand over your heart during the Anthem. There is a Cuban Flag with Che Guevara Displayed at Barack Obama Campaign Office which you allow to be displayed. You voted against making english the official language of the United States . You voted to give illegal aliens social security benefits, which would bankrupt the social security system for Americans legally paying into it.

49) My Wife Didn't Mean What She Said About Pride In Country - LIAR, your wife's words follow lock-step in the vein of Rev. Wright and Louis Farrahkan, in relation to their contempt and hatred of America . (look up what she said in college, before college and before you decided to run for office.)

50) Wal-Mart Is A Company I Wouldn't Support - LIAR, your wife has received nearly a quarter of a million dollars through Treehouse, which is connected to Wal-Mart.

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What tipped you off or should have tipped you off that The
Matrix has malfunctioned and is no longer believeable?

That something like the universe can appear out of nothing.

That simple chemical elements can combine and evolve into intelligent beings.

When primitive man should have been able to look at the moon and determine that the earth was round just by holding up a round stone.

When primitive man lived in cold climates, and they didn't have to.

When Roman emperors thought they needed more land, and they only had a few hundred thousand people living in the whole country anyway.

When the Titanic knew they were in icy waters, and sailed full steam ahead not even the least bit worried about a big dent on a brand new ship.

When the Japanese didn't go ahead and invade Hawaii after the surprise attack.

When Hitler thought his tiny little country could fight a two front war and he didn't think anyone would notice that he planned on eliminating all other races, and he didn't think the rest of the world would object.

When the U.N. for some strange reason thought they needed to divide up Korea, and Vietnam.

When the oil embargo of the 70's failed to convince Congress to prohibit large SUVs and mandate smaller and significantly more fuel efficient vehicles.

When CBS news interviewed someone who suggested that non citizens should have the right to vote, and they actually aired it.

When my ATM machine asked me if I wanted this in English or Spanish. Duh... what do you think?

When they started putting Spanish commercials on English speaking stations, like someone who doesn't speak English is actually going to be waiting 15 minutes at a time for a Spanish commercial to come on???

When Iowa voters finally had an opportunity to vote for a president who would actually enforce our immigration laws, and most of them didn't.

When the democrats and the media exposed the republican plan to privatize social security as an attempt to create more republicans, but the republicans and the media refuse to expose the democrats plan as an attempt to legalize another 50 million democratic voters through amnesty, and chain migration.

When I realized that google earth can show me a picture of my shed in the backyard from outer space, and Hubbell can look all the way to the center of the universe, yet not take a picture of our equipment left behind on the moon.

When Barbara Walters claimed she had an affair with a black man. Come on. It's hard to even picture her doing it with a white man. I wouldn't believe this one even if they had video tape.

When they started paying football coaches millions of dollars to do the same thing that high school coaches do. High school coaches even teach classes for half a day. My grandma could sit on the sidelines and decide when to kick a fieldgoal, punt it, or go for two points.

When Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson. This one needs no explanation.

When Snoop Dog became a big star. Give me a break. We all know that in real life he would be selling drugs on the street corner or washing dishes at Denny's.

When Oklahoma decided they could charge you with child neglect if you accidentally fall asleep and your preschooler turns out to be smarter than the dog, and gets out and wanders down the street. It doesn't matter whether you're a grandparent or someone who works two jobs to support your family either.

When your company that you built goes public, and someone else can take over your company in a hostile takeover. Not only that, your stockholders can actually sue your company for not accepting a reasonable takeover bid that would benefit them. This is beyond belief.

You go down to your local bank and get a loan to buy a house. A year or two later, they are allowed to sell your loan to some foreign bank so they could make some short term profit.

The highway you drive on is on American soil, and was built by and operated by Americans. Then all of a sudden out of the blue you're paying tolls to some foreign company who has leased it. If they can make a profit at it, then why can't we?

When the art appraiser tells you a painting is worth $10 million, and it looks like a monkey fingerpainted it.

When New York City couldn't find a place to dump their garbage 20 years ago, but don't seem to have a problem anymore. Local landfills never seem to fill up either.

Our bodies must have sodium to function, but if you drink sea water the salt will kill you.

When you buy a few acres of land, find gold on it, and then discover you don't own the mineral rights. What moron came up with this idea to divide up surface rights and mineral rights? Now, we even have people buying up water rights. Next they will be charging us for the air we breathe.

When I realized that it only cost the federal reserve cents on the dollar to print up money, yet when they loan it to our banks, we have to pay back full face value plus interest.

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One last thing, there is no possible way we can become energy independent without first eliminating illegal immigration, and secondly reducing legal immigration back down to pre 1965 Immigration Act levels. Energy independence is the key to our long term prosperity. Encouraging people to reduce our population growth will be difficult enough, without immigration pushing us over the edge.

These pictures were taken in London England, and the Muslims have openly stated that England will be the first European Nation they take over. They have also suggested that English common law should not apply to them, and their people should only abide by Sharia law. If this isn't a good argument for nullifying the 1965 Immigration and Naturalization Act here in the U.S., then you just aren't living in reality.

Although surrender in Iraq is not an option, there are better solutions than what this administration is offering you. Occupying a nation only creates more resentment in the long run, and provides the insurgents the justification that they need for support. It also turns their people against their government when they are perceived to be lapdogs of the Americans. Remember, conflicts generally start and end in 3 stages.

1) Diplomacy.

2) When diplomacy fails, military action.

3) When military action fails on both sides, then political compromise.

It is almost impossible to win a limited war with military action unless you have the overwhelming support of their people. We won World War II because it was unlimited warfare, and they realized that their populations, and their cities would continue to be annihilated until they unconditionally surrendered. Even General Petraeus admitted that there is no military solution to this war. The best we can do is to use the military to buy us time for a political solution. That being said, the best solution is for us to withdraw to the borders, build permanent bases along the Kuwaiti border, and stand by if needed. A complete withdrawal would only allow Iran to fill the vacuum and create a muslim superpower. Surrender is not an option, but political solutions are!!

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